"No, it is not a popcicle"

So, I guess I never really thought about the fact that my boys don't really get a well rounded education in girl stuff.  After all, I am not that "girly" myself.  For example, they think it is the strangest thing when a woman wears pantyhose.  It was actually embarassing for a while because they would squat down at her feet and rub their little hands up and down her legs... then they would kinda pinch the pantyhose and pull them away from the skin.  "What are these amazing things?!" you could almost hear their little brains saying.  So, when Jack came across one of my tampons the other day, it was no surprise when he asked me, "Is this a popcicle?"